Linda Seccaspina

Linda SeccaspinaLinda Seccaspina is a divine writer, loyal mom and long-time contributor to ScreaminMamas. She is also our main Mama in Canada!


H e r e   i s   L i n d a’ s   b r i e f   b i o: (Linda’s Photo by: Robert MacDonald)


Linda Seccaspina was born about the same time as the wheel was invented and the first time she realized she could tell a tale was when she got caught passing her “smutty” stories around in Grade 7.

When Derek “Wheels” Wheeler from Degrassi Jr. High died in 2010, Linda wrote her own obituary. Some people said she should think about a career in writing obituaries.

Before she laid her fingers to a keyboard, Linda owned the eclectic store Flash Cadillac in Ottawa. The Ottawa Citizen newspaper labeled her “The Maiden of Death,” even though they had no clue why. She has had to deal with the rumours for years.

Linda has been called the “most stubborn” woman in Lanark County, and has requested her ashes to be distributed in any Casino parking lot as close to any Wheel of Fortune machine as you can get. But since she wrote her obituary, most people assume she’s already dead.

Linda has published six books and they are available at Amazon in paperback and Kindle.


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